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kaye: hi ho
kaye: not that you're a ho
kaye: like
kaye: dwarves
kaye: omg

Um wow I just got the most amazing message from someone on here and whoever says that internet friendship isn’t real friendship is wrong, let me tell you.

michelle: my mom just left for her vacation in cancun
michelle: so im like
michelle: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
me: ....
me: DOCTOR WHO MARATHON
michelle: I DID

this is a post about how much I love meghan

she is like a ray of sunshine laser beam of awesome 

whenever she likes one of my posts it feels like a hug

she’s beautiful and intelligent and witty and amazing

whenever she sends me a message i always get rly excited because i love her ok i want to bake her cookies

so basically if you’re following me and not following her i feel sorry for your life

morgansfreeman:

if your url comes up in my browser after typing the first letter, you have no hope of escaping this friendship.

(Source: marrtinfreeman)

STOP BEING SO GREAT

NO YOU! STOP BEING SO GREAT! YOU!!

DO U HEAR ME KATIE

teleporting myself to your house rn be prepared

!!! YES MEGHAN MY BABY MY LOVE I HAVE AN EXTRA MATTRESS IN MY ROOM AND YES YES

hey tumblr guess what I aM MEETING MADI TODAY and we are going TO A 5’0S DINER AND THEN THE ART MUSEUM

josswheatthin sent: if christian bale was being sassy, one could potentially call him bale of heeeeeyyyyyy

ASLDGJLAKSF JfASKLDJLFK345LOL ABBIE

quiteakerfuffle sent: Ah, yes very true indeed. There will be NO secrets in this three day marriage we're having.

I am publishing this as a wedding announcement ok I’m married to Brittany now just so you all know

cousinmaeby sent: let's be real, though, he really could be called the amazing spider-stallion.

publishing sam’s messages to me without context is one of my favorite things to do

josswheatthin:

best blog on tumblr tbh

ABBIE A BUNCH OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FOLLOWING ME HI ABBIE’S FRIENDS!!!!

it looked so good and then I bit into it and it just tasted like burnt cocoa powder and failure :(

Meghan, on Brownie-in-a-mug

i bet tom [hiddleston] would download pudding

katie, reflecting on a conversation in which I told her she wouldn’t download a cookie